Frank Iero with blonde hair appreciation post » Life on the Murder Scene

typing really long tags then realizing you misspelled something

i like how on my birthday i get presents and money

i get paid for being born

i get paid

for living

it’s like being Kim Kardashian for a day

horse-ebook:

when did i subscribe to this man

omvr:

lol she was in line for 10 minutes

ohaielliott:

There’s a button on my laptop that I’ve always been too scared to push. I’m worried if I do press it two black guys are gonna turn up behind me and steal my laptop.

princestrider:

this guy will fuck you up

christmas-with-a-timelord:

thadoggfather:

what if everyone dies tomorrow except for adam sandler

He would finally be the funniest man alive.

mileyhighrus:

i could never be a politician because every time it was my turn to talk in a debate it would start off with “listen you fucking prick” like idk how these people don’t do this

catnus:

You see these arms? *flexes* wii sports resort 

thatsnotquitetrue:

can we talk about how the skater dudes react to their friend being a cellist

fake-mermaid:

if u dont give me ur wifi password when i come to your house i will never come to your house again

the-darkmortaldevices:

hillaryrodham:

i wish i lived in europe you can literally ride a bike for about 20 minutes and end up in a different country with a completely different culture 

if i ride a bike here for 20 minutes i’d just end up at another walmart 

another section of walmart